﻿{"id":49,"date":"2011-10-09T03:10:33","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T01:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/?page_id=49"},"modified":"2023-11-16T19:33:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T18:33:43","slug":"2-trieda-vcielky","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/triedy\/2-trieda-vcielky\/","title":{"rendered":"2. trieda &#8211; v\u010dielky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><a href=\"null\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Vcela\" src=\"http:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/grafika\/vcela.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"244\" height=\"300\"><\/a><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eky Tatiana G\u00e1bor\u010d\u00edkov\u00e1 a Jana B\u00edzikov\u00e1<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">T\u00c1RANINKY na\u0161ich det\u00ed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"x4k7w5x x1h91t0o x1h9r5lt x1jfb8zj xv2umb2 x1beo9mf xaigb6o x12ejxvf x3igimt xarpa2k xedcshv x1lytzrv x1t2pt76 x7ja8zs x1qrby5j\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; color: #ff0000;\"><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">P.u\u010d. hovor\u00ed de\u0165om: dvaja rovnak\u00ed s\u00farodenci s\u00fa dvoji\u010dky&#8230;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"x4k7w5x x1h91t0o x1h9r5lt x1jfb8zj xv2umb2 x1beo9mf xaigb6o x12ejxvf x3igimt xarpa2k xedcshv x1lytzrv x1t2pt76 x7ja8zs x1qrby5j\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; color: #ff0000;\"><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">Deti pokra\u010dovali r\u00e1ta\u0165: traja troji\u010dky, \u0161tyria \u0161tvori\u010dky a piati P\u00c4TI\u010cKY<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Pani u\u010dit\u013eka sa p\u00fdta det\u00ed: &#8222;Ak\u00fd je dnes de\u0148?&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Jakubko pohotovo odpoved\u00e1: &#8222;Norm\u00e1lny&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Markuskov bra\u010dek spadol pri schodoch a udrel si bradu.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka sa p\u00fdta Markuska, ako sa vod\u00ed jeho bra\u010dekovi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">&#8222;\u010co u\u017e, tak\u00fd je \u017eivot!&#8220; okomentoval Markus.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: #0000ff;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka chv\u00e1li Markuska, ke\u010f pom\u00e1hal de\u0165om. &#8222;Si \u0161ikovn\u00fd chlap\u010dek&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: #0000ff;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\">A Markus podotkol: &#8222;\u010co mysl\u00ed\u0161, ja nie som hoci\u010do!&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: #ff0000;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka sa p\u00fdta det\u00ed na Valent\u00edna, \u010do je to l\u00e1ska.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"cch_f1e6c4e97f80058\" class=\"_mh6 _wsc\" style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: #ff0000;\"><span class=\"_3oh- _58nk\">Kajko to vystihol: &#8222;\u017de n\u00e1m praskne srdce&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka sa p\u00fdta det\u00ed, kde b\u00fdvaj\u00fa.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Lili odpoved\u00e1: &#8222;V Su\u010danoch.&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka: &#8222;A na akej ulici?&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Lili: &#8222;Na hrbo\u013eatej.&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka sa p\u00fdta: &#8222;Deti, \u010do budeme ma\u0165 dnes na obed?&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Sebko odpoved\u00e1: &#8222;M\u00f4j oco to ne\u010d\u00edta.&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Pani u\u010dite\u013eka: &#8222;\u010co ocko ne\u010d\u00edta ?&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Sebko: &#8222;Tie noviny, \u010do budeme ma\u0165 na obed.&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">R\u00e1no pr\u00edde do triedy Jakubko s&nbsp;kratu\u010dk\u00fdmi vl\u00e1skami.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">\u201eAk\u00e9 m\u00e1\u0161 pekn\u00e9 vl\u00e1sky,\u201c pochv\u00e1lila p. u\u010d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">\u201eTo ma strih\u00e1rka ostrihala.\u201c poznamenal Jakubko.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Vystra\u0161en\u00e1 Viki pri\u0161la za pani u\u010dite\u013ekou&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Mne bije oko!&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">U\u010dite\u013eka ju upokojuje: &#8222;To aj mne niekedy, to ni\u010d.&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;A ja som sa z\u013eakla, \u017ee mi tam presko\u010dilo srdce&#8220; vyd\u00fdchla si Viki.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Hornbach! To pozn\u00e1m! tam sme kupovali pa\u017erav\u00fa rastlinu&#8220;. Vyte\u0161oval sa Mi\u0161ko<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000cd;\">Pri diskuzii o tom, kto je na \u010do alergick\u00fd Mi\u0161ko ozn\u00e1mil:<br \/>\n&#8222;Ja som alergick\u00fd na ni\u010d!&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff8c00; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Ako bolo na dnes na ly\u017eiarskom? Pr\u0161alo \u010di sne\u017eilo?&#8220; zauj\u00edma sa mamina<br \/>\nR\u00fdchla odpove\u010f: &#8222;Dobr\u00fd som bol!&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Ja p\u00f4jdem do anjelickej \u0161koly&#8220; povedal n\u00e1m Emko<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">P.u\u010d. Janka sa p\u00fdtala det\u00ed na prech\u00e1dzke, ako sa vol\u00e1 ulica, po ktorej kr\u00e1\u010daj\u00fa.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\">&#8222;Zmrzlinkov\u00e1!&#8220; vol\u00e1 pohotovo Mi\u0161ko a vysvetluje: &#8222;Lebo tadeto chod\u00edme na zmrzlinku!&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Ke\u010f zjem polievku, d\u00e1\u0161 mi to zrno? To m\u00e1m r\u00e1d!&#8220; p\u00fdtal sa Adamko na druh\u00e9 jedlo, ktor\u00fdm bola slovensk\u00e1 ry\u017ea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000cd; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&nbsp;&#8222;H\u00da\u00da\u00da!!!&#8220; nastra\u0161ila Barborka&nbsp; p.u\u010d. T\u00e1ni\u010dku od zadu<br \/>\n&#8222;Ne\u013eakaj ma, Barborka, lebo sa budem b\u00e1\u0165!&#8220; hovor\u00ed T\u00e1ni\u010dka<br \/>\n&#8222;A \u010do si cvrkne\u0161?!&#8220; zauj\u00edma sa Barborka<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff8c00; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Na\u010do s\u00fa n\u00e1m v polievo\u010dke tie tr\u00e1vi\u010dky?&#8220;zauj\u00edma sa Adamko o k\u00f4por v polievke<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">&#8222;Obliekaj sa Simonka, u\u017e si ve\u013ek\u00e1,&#8220; nab\u00e1da p.u\u010dite\u013eka<br \/>\n&#8222;Som ve\u013ek\u00e1,&#8220; potvrdzuje Simonka, &#8222;u\u017e som d\u00e1ma!&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Pa\u0165ka doniesla na Valent\u00edna chlapcom srdie\u010dka. Kristi\u00e1n ju v\u0161ak odbil slovami:<br \/>\n&#8222;My nechceme srdie\u010dka, lebo my chlapi nie sme na l\u00e1sku!&#8220;<br \/>\n(P.S. Bude tento n\u00e1zor zdiela\u0165 aj za 10 rokov \ud83d\ude42 )<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Nikolka hovor\u00ed p. u\u010d. Pe\u0165ke:<br \/>\n&#8222;Ty m\u00e1\u0161 tak\u00fd ist\u00fd mobil ako moja krstn\u00e1 a mamina. To m\u00e1\u0161, mysl\u00edm, od Orionu, v\u0161ak?&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000cd; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Olivia sa p\u00fdta: &#8222;Pani u\u010dite\u013eka, na \u010do tam m\u00e1te tie klince?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;To s\u00fa \u0161pendl\u00edky&#8220;, hovor\u00ed p. u\u010d. pri n\u00e1stenke<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff8c00; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Ako sa vol\u00e1 t\u00e1to dopravn\u00e1 zna\u010dka?&#8220;, p\u00fdta sa p.u\u010d. Janka det\u00ed na zna\u010dku Daj prednos\u0165 v jazde<br \/>\n&#8222;Bacha auto!&#8220; odpoved\u00e1 Davidko<\/span><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Deti sa obliekaj\u00fa na ly\u017eiarsky v\u00fdcvik. Pani u\u010dite\u013eka kontroluje<\/span><span style=\"color: #339966;\"> de\u0165om rukavice<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #339966; font-size: 16px; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif;\">&#8222;A Ty kde m\u00e1\u0161 rukavice?&#8220; &#8211; p\u00fdta sa Timka.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #339966; font-size: 16px; font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif;\">&#8222;Su\u0161ia sa mi v ruksa\u010diku&#8220; &#8211; pohotovo odpoved\u00e1 Timko.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pani u\u010dite\u013eky Tatiana G\u00e1bor\u010d\u00edkov\u00e1 a Jana B\u00edzikov\u00e1 &nbsp; T\u00c1RANINKY na\u0161ich det\u00ed P.u\u010d. hovor\u00ed de\u0165om: dvaja rovnak\u00ed s\u00farodenci s\u00fa dvoji\u010dky&#8230;. Deti pokra\u010dovali r\u00e1ta\u0165: traja troji\u010dky, \u0161tyria \u0161tvori\u010dky a piati P\u00c4TI\u010cKY &nbsp; Pani u\u010dit\u013eka sa p\u00fdta det\u00ed: &#8222;Ak\u00fd je dnes de\u0148?&#8220; Jakubko pohotovo odpoved\u00e1: &#8222;Norm\u00e1lny&#8220; &nbsp; Markuskov bra\u010dek spadol pri schodoch a udrel si bradu. Pani u\u010dite\u013eka [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":11,"menu_order":32,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-49","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":58,"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9590,"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/49\/revisions\/9590"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.datelinka.eu\/skola\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}